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cutie-fallen-angel:

veganasana:

cyborgpotatogifs:

EASILY DISTRACTED

he’s my fave omfg

^^me

4 hours ago on September 23rd, 2014 | J | 84,105 notes

bonequeer:

radicalrebellion: feministcaptainmorgan: baronsledjoys: firecannotkillafitblr:

This drives me mad. I used to work in a bookstore, and was talking to my coworker and he just yelled out “stop flirting with me!” at this ridiculous volume and it was humiliating because
1. I wasn’t
2. I got in trouble for acting unprofessional
3. He embarrassed me in front of a line of people
4. And he only stopped insisting that I was flirting when my boyfriend (who is now my husband) said, “dude, trust me, she’s not flirting with you” to him

That asshole respected my BOYFRIEND saying I wasn’t flirting more than he respected me saying it and I was the one who was talking! The whole scene got me in trouble at work. And the most ridiculous part is we were talking about a fucking book. In a bookstore.

One time, my ex boyfriend had a crush on some girl, and said that he thought he might have “a chance” with her.

When I asked him what made him think that, he said “Well, she talks to me.”

And this is why it is so difficult to be a girl and be friends with men who are attracted to women.

Can we also add that this is why a lot of women do the resting bitch face when out in public. Cause dudes swear a glance or a smile is flirting.

So yesterday something that perfectly illustrates this happened. I work at a fast food place and this guy comes in at 7am on a Sunday, still probably drunk from the night before, and when I smiled and said goodmorning he said “Did you just say that because you’re being paid to say that?” 

I repressed my urge to sarcastically answer, and said “Nope, I just enjoy saying hi to everyone!” To which he responded, “Oh, so you weren’t flirting with me then.”

Dude, I’m not flirting with your gross 7am-on-a-Sunday-ass, trust me.

My defense mechanism when I’m uncomfortable at work is to smile, so I did that and said “Is there anything I can get you this morning?” to which he responded,

"There, you just smiled! What does that mean?"

At this point I was fed up, so I said, 

"I smile at everyone sir, its just what I do. What can I get you, coffee, a bagel?"

And he said “I’m gonna be watching to see if you smile at everyone. I don’t like it when girls lie to me” and then ordered a coffee and a muffin like he hadn’t just said something at 11 on the “Is this guy a serial rapist” scale (where 0 is ‘no’ and 10 is ‘Yes, run away as fast as you can right now.”).

Then he sat there for another hour and a half, staring at me from his table. When he got up and left he came back to the counter, and said “You do smile at everyone. That’s fucked up.” and walked out.

I can’t even be innocuously polite and pleasant to people at my job (where customer service is the number one thing we are supposed to be focusing on) for fear of this shit happening. What happens if he had decided to wait until my shift was over? 

New Rule: If she’s at work, SHE’S NOT FLIRTING WITH YOU.

4 hours ago on September 23rd, 2014 | J | 278,456 notes

mewiet:

thefrozenhurricane:

thefourteenthdoctor:

bajashouta:

gallifreyan-detective:

Requested by anthropophobist.

The differences between Moffat and Davies

It’s a shame. There’s always one person that just HAS to bring up Moffat and Davies, isn’t there? Have you ever considered the fact it’s to do with… oh I dunno… 1000 years difference? You think Ten has the same outlook as One?

Here’s the thing… since Ten’s line what has the Doctor gone through? He’s gone through losing River Song and spending pretty much his entire time with her not knowing who she was. All that time lost with her because he didn’t know. All that time with Clara spent thinking she was someone else, something terrible or a trap or a trick when she was really just an ordinary girl. 

When not knowing takes away limited time with loved ones - when not knowing drives you to the point you mistreat someone you care about - you’d start to hate not knowing too.

I’m also sure Twelve’s said he loves not knowing some things (Robot of Sherwood, possibly?). But yeah, those carvings don’t pose a threat to him. The Teller does, thus not knowing what it does when trying to rob a bank isn’t going to be something he’s happy about. 

Context. Fucking. Matters.

The fuckery about two different incarnations having two completely opposing opinions being thrown around as a problem makes my head hurt. The Doctors fight all the time, that is half the humor in basically any multi-Doctor special.

Plus, as already pointed out, context is a beautiful thing. In addition to what was said about about River and Clara, Eleven just spent 900 years isolated on Trenzalore, which was nearly half his (admitted as of NuWho) lifetime, fielding non-stop attacks in more creative and creative ways. That’s 900 years of looking over your shoulder and not in the fun and crazy TARDIS adventure way that he’d grown accustom to.

Also, given that both Thompson’s and Moffat’s names are credited on “Time Heist” and James Moran’s name is credited for “The Fires of Pompeii,” what proof is there that Moffat and Davies were the ones who even wrote these individual lines?

But no. Actually thinking about the lines, the show’s history, and the writers is far too hard. Just drop a Moffat v.s. Davies and it’s instant Moffat hating gratification no matter how poor the argument.

4 hours ago on September 23rd, 2014 | J | 3,827 notes

monkeysaysficus:

omega-pantheon:

bear1na:

Little Red Riding Hood - Spider-Man, Daredevil, and Deadpool by Axis *

Get the fuck out, that Daredevil is perfect.

Hello Daredevil

4 hours ago on September 23rd, 2014 | J | 2,172 notes

miikachu:

onlylolgifs:

High Five New York

See? Now this is a prank. Something silly and good intentioned and actually funny. Not groping poor, unsuspecting girls.

5 hours ago on September 23rd, 2014 | J | 115,245 notes

emptytankofgas:

bunnywith:

deadpool-and-boobies-rule-m8:

thehikerslens:

jaclcfrost:

why do greek gods have to fuck up so much shit god damn just stay on your mountain and eat your fucking ambrosia and leave people alone

and stop having sex with things you are not supposed to have sex with

we’re all looking at you here zeus

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Too bad Zeus didn’t think to invent condoms. Shoulda asked the Trojans.

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tom-nippleston:

tom-nippleston:

tom-nippleston:

tom-nippleston:

tom-nippleston:

I PUT THE HOUSECAT OUTSIDE FOR TWO GODDAMN MINUTES AS A JOKE AND HE COMES RUNNING IN WITH A SNAKE IN HIS MOUTH

OH SHIT THE SNAKE IS STILL ALIVE

THE SNAKE HAS GONE INTO THE LAUNDRY ROOM AND IM ON THE KITCHEN COUNTER WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS

SNAKE HAS BEEN RELEASED IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD IN A PANICKED, THROWING MOTION

"Fucking put me outside again, bitch. See what happens." -My Asshole Cat

5 hours ago on September 23rd, 2014 | J | 25,975 notes

Jake Peralta + Canada

5 hours ago on September 23rd, 2014 | J | 1,498 notes

sixpenceee:

architeuthisinfitialis:

sixpenceee:

This is clever manipulation over real footage. These rides do not exist in real life, but oh man, could you imagine if they did? Just seeing it makes me queasy. Thank you angrynerdyblogger for posting it on the sixpenceee tag and bringing it to my attention. (Video)

That was the most unnerving video I’ve seen since the vid about the fake illness that turns you into metal.

How could we forget the post on metalosis maligna 

5 hours ago on September 23rd, 2014 | J | 6,565 notes

thepredatorblog:

Happy brothers after being rescued from a circus [video]

dON’T FUCKING CRY

5 hours ago on September 23rd, 2014 | J | 37,093 notes

brigwife:

frodothedodo:

brigwife:

hogwartsisbiggerontheinside:

darrencrisscrosschrist:

jessicakrh:

dollarfries:

sex education at its finest

HHHHAHAHAAH WHAT

"so do tampons make girls feel like they’re having sex all the time?"

"It’s every month?"

"I thought it just lasted a couple years"

"It can go for 5 days in a row?!?!" 

"Why don’t guys uteruses shed?"

*upon seeing a pad* “Why did someone flatten this tampon?”

WHY DID SOMEONE FLATTEN THIS TAMPON

I feel I should try and defend my half of the species by saying we NEVER get taught this stuff, and women won’t tell us anything because it’s too personal or whatever. So while admittedly a lot of these guys are dumb as fuck, it’s not really our fault…

We assume you don’t really want to hear about it…

5 hours ago on September 23rd, 2014 | J | 109,140 notes
willcub:

Truth.  

willcub:

Truth.  

5 hours ago on September 23rd, 2014 | J | 21,577 notes

captainlitebrite:

is there anything on earth more anxiety inducing than being given unclear instructions and then put under time pressure

5 hours ago on September 23rd, 2014 | J | 360,580 notes
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