
THIS HAS KILLED ME

I reached 50 followers last night. Ill announce the winner tonight.
There should be a show called “You’ll Never Find Out” where each week there’s a new story with a new set of characters and it always ends on a cliffhanger.
Well hello there satan
NO BUT THEN IN THE SEASON FINALE THEY HAVE LIKE 3 MINUTE SPOTS TO SHOW THE CONCLUSIONS FOR ALL THE STORIES
AND PLOT TWIST: All those unconnected stories? They connect like puzzle pieces in the end.
SOMEBODY MAKE THIS HAPPEN
My birthday never goes well, something horrible always happens
So fuck that shit im gonna sleep all day
skinny girl takes photo in underwear = slut
fat girl takes photo in underwear = inspiration to women
Or there’s:
Skinny girl takes photo in underwear = “omg dream body” “so beautiful” “unf”
Fat girl takes photo in underwear = “ew put that away” “she should lose weight” “so unhealthy”
Neither combo is right.
“my real name is…. matt smith.”
the doctor takes off his jacket and bowtie to reveal his real self. he has been a human actor all along. the fourth wall is broken. the fandom is in chaos.

Anne and I just decorated our graduation caps and I’m so pleased with mine.
That is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen.
In which my friends are far craftier than I’ll ever be.
Kylee, you are the greatest, ily 5evr
literally the best
a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
I love how my birthday is going to revolve around doctor who and its not even on purpose
Tomorrow is the last ep of the season, im having a tardis cake, having a doctor marathon cause its doctor who