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dilfweed:

helioscentrifuge:

my-songbird:

I don’t think I ever showed you guys this but we have a dog named Booker and this is his tag.

BOOKER, CATCH!

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This is everything

3 hours ago on August 27th, 2014 | J | 23,369 notes

ihills:

me as a parent:

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3 hours ago on August 27th, 2014 | J | 18,621 notes

sorry:

catastrophic-fallen-angel:

'MURICA

Everytime I see this I just think it’s Crowley being a bamf

3 hours ago on August 27th, 2014 | J | 23,147 notes

blue-eyed-hanji:

thelifeofnachos:

These shows taught me all about animals, science, math, geography, reading, grammar, kindness and friendship. 

This will always be golden 

aww yissss

I can feel the nostalgia ooze into my bloodstream

5 hours ago on August 27th, 2014 | J | 196,245 notes

Miles & Michael + Snapchat

5 hours ago on August 27th, 2014 | J | 1,179 notes

A likeness of Robert Downey Jr., attired as his Julian Wells character from Less Than Zero, as featured on The Simpsons in reference to celebrity drug rehab.

(“The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson” | September 21, 1997)

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6 hours ago on August 27th, 2014 | J | 213 notes

gameraboy:

Mermaid auditions at the Disneyland Hotel

6 hours ago on August 27th, 2014 | J | 2,792 notes
6 hours ago on August 27th, 2014 | J | 579 notes
My eyebrows, which I’ve never taken much notice of in my life before, Steven’s decided are the most amazing comic devices. Now in the scripts, as a stage direction, instead of saying, “The Doctor looks peeved” or “The Doctor looks annoyed,” they just write, “Eyebrows.” I’m supposed to do something with my eyebrows.
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'Doctor Who' and the Eyebrows of Peter Capaldi - NYTimes.com (via doctorwho)

No but I’m laughing so hard because Matt Smith.

(via big-finish-sketches)

6 hours ago on August 27th, 2014 | J | 8,379 notes

button-butts:

platypissy:

panthers aren’t even cute

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they just look like they are 100% done with everyones shit

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6 hours ago on August 27th, 2014 | J | 18,363 notes
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scarecrowinc93:

garymanderrr:

chapmen:

literally wtf the fuck

i love how the balloon one is just like ????

what kind of black magic is this family

6 hours ago on August 27th, 2014 | J | 118,411 notes

marshmallow-the-vampire-slayer:

She’s one of us now. She’s a monster.

           She’s a victim.

                      So were we, once upon a time.

7 hours ago on August 27th, 2014 | J | 663 notes
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phlurp:

My friend claimed he could play Flight of the Bumblebee and accompany himself. Then he did this.

10 hours ago on August 27th, 2014 | J | 111,547 notes
pbsdigitalstudios:

Frankenstein, MD: Bringing Science to Life. 
Watch episodes HERE. 

pbsdigitalstudios:

Frankenstein, MD: Bringing Science to Life. 

Watch episodes HERE

10 hours ago on August 27th, 2014 | J | 134 notes
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Song: We Go Together
Artist: David Tennant and Catherine Tate
Album: Much Ado About Nothing
Played: 202,977 times.

foreverfangirlingalways:

onitboss:

the-art-of-fangirling:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

tennanttardisgirl:

DYING.

I stumbled across this song - it’s a bonus track on the Much Ado About Nothing soundtrack. It’s bloody hilarious.

Lyrics:

[spoken]
Catherine: How long is this gonna take?
David: Here we go!
Catherine: Don’t make me do this.
David: Oh, you’re gonna love it!

[sung]
David: We’re like a branch and its vine
Catherine: Like a drunk and his wine
David: Like the leaves and the breeze
Catherine: Fatty food and disease
David: And like a sheep and a lamb
Catherine: Like a pig and a ham
David: We go together —

[spoken]
Catherine: Can I go now? …can I just…?

[sung]
David: Just like Shakespeare and verse
Catherine: Like a corpse and a hearse
David: Like a song and a dance
Catherine: Like the English and France
David: Like a Persian and rugs
Catherine: Like a headache and drugs
Both: We go together, you and I
David: We go together like the news and the weather
We fit like hand in glove
Catherine: For now and forever
David: Just like birds of a feather
We fly so high above
We stick together like the earth and the sun
Catherine: Like a dentist and fun
David: We go like honey and bees
Catherine: Like a mold on a cheese
David: And like a bird and its nest
Catherine: Like a clown and depressed
Both: We go together, you and I

[spoken]
David: Wait for it, wait for it!
[horn solo. At the end David stops and gasps for breath]
Catherine: *What* was THAT?!
David: That was me playing with my old horn!
Catherine: Oh. Shouldn’t you wait ‘til I’ve gone?
David: Ah, feels so good to hold it again!
Catherine: Well, you’ve not had it out in ages!
David: D’you want a go with it?
Catherine: I’m not putting that in my mouth!

[sung]
Catherine: We go together and we know that whatever
We’re stuck like nails and glue
David: There’s nothing can sever
Such a well-made endeavour as me —
Catherine: — And me
David: — And you
Catherine: I guess it’s true
We’re like a yawn and a dream
David: Like a cherry on cream
Catherine: Like the wind and a kite
David: Now you’ve got it, all right!
Catherine: We’re like a parent and child!
David: Like a — sorry, what?!
Catherine: We go together, you and I
David: You and me
Catherine: We go together, me and you
David: That’s right, we do!
Both: We go together… you and I!

[spoken]
David: Ah! See, I told you you’d enjoy yourself!
Catherine: Yeah! …It’s smaller than I thought, though.
David: …Are you still talking about my horn?
Catherine: Yup.

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oh look it’s the play that got me into shakespeare

eXCUSE ME WHY IS THERE NO DOCTOR WHO MUSICAL WHAT THE HELL THEY CAN ALL SING AND PLAY INSTRUMENTS AND DANCE AND ACT AND I WANT A SOUNDTRACK

EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING RIGHT NOW AND LISTEN TO THIS

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GUYS SERIOUSLY I REALLY LOVE THIS SONG IT’S MY NUMBER ONE PLAYED ON MY PHONE AND DAVID’S IS HEAVENLY

10 hours ago on August 27th, 2014 | J | 55,202 notes