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2 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 59 notes
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zamii070:

I FRICKING FOUND IT OH MY GOD

2 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 229 notes

surprisebitch:

so i have a friend and he just had sex then he said that when he was about to release, he pulled out of the girl and he quite panicked and there was a potted plant beside the couch so he went there and came onto the plant

ever since then, we call him “fertilizer man”

2 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 8,019 notes
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xld:

I need a hug or 6 shots of vodka

Both would be better

2 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 469,803 notes

I’m not trying to be crude but it plays out a lot like a bar fight. Bodies get hurled around. Things get broken. Some pretty filthy language is uttered. Some very misplaced anger is present.

2 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 657 notes
itswalky:

Shortpacked!: Genderless

itswalky:

Shortpacked!: Genderless

2 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 33,048 notes

octobra:

I HATE PEOPLE WHO ARE MY AGE AND SUCCESSFUL YOU SHOULD BE WASTING UR LIFE BLOGGING OR EATING DORITOS OR SOME SHIT NOT GOING TO SPACE AND WINNING THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE

2 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 58,622 notes

towritelesbiansonherarms:

ladymarla:

Read Rat Queens tho. Volume 1 was released recently, it’s pretty cheap for such great work.

Amazing art, fantastic story and writing, and MOST LOVABLE CHARACTERS EVER.

it is amazing. everyone should read it
2 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 70 notes

friendsarefortheweak:

reblogalert:

Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.

Share this it might save a life

2 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 249,651 notes

orphanblack:

bbcamerica:

TONIGHT’S THE NIGHT.

Tonight’s a big night on BBC America. The evening kicks off with the long-awaited SEASON 2 PREMIERE of Orphan Black at 9/8c. Follow the Orphan Black Tumblr and Orphan Black Twitter for the live Twitter and Tumblr of the premiere.

At 10/9c, stay tuned for the GLOBAL PREMIERE of The Real History of Science Fiction - we’ll be tweeting and tumblr-ing from BBC America.

And at 11/10c watch a brand new episode of The Graham Norton Show premieres with the cast of The Amazing Spider-Man, Andrew Garfield. Emma Stone and Jamie Foxx.

It’s a BIG night. Did we mention that already?

Just incase you hadn’t heard.

Season 2 of Orphan Black premieres TONIGHT. Saturday April 19th at 9/8c on BBC America.

2 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 1,127 notes

blathh:

boo

2 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 202 notes

heisenbabe:

i want to sleep for 2 years and wake up with a degree, an apartment and money in the bank.

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